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if every one of my followers did this, we could give more than 85 meals to less-fortunate animals. for free.
AH HHA ITS BACK YES PLEASE IT TAKES A SECOND OF YOUR TIME AND A LIFE OF AN ANIMAL
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Now I know that somewhere there is good, instead of just tumblr
All they need to do now is make them come to life and create a fosters home for them.
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NOW I CAN BE A TRUE MERMAID
I actually did a report on this last year! The substance is called perfluorocarbon and because of its unique nature, it can hold enough oxygen inside of it for you to breathe it. You can breathe safely while inside it, but sometimes the transition from breathing in the perfluorocarbon and the air can be painful or uncomfortable as your lungs try to push the liquid out of them. In Dan Brown’s book The Lost Symbol, the process of reverting back to breathing the air can feel like being birthed.
thank you friend
how the fuck do they know what being birthed feels like
This liquid is used in modern torture. It is similar to water boarding. A victim is placed in a small completely dark box. The box is then filled with the liquid. The victim thinks they are drowning as they breath the liquid in. Most pass out from fear at this point or they just sit there in the liquid in pitch black, apparently breathing ‘water’. Often it leads to the thought that they are in fact dead. It is completely terrifying. Then the box is opened and they are violently pulled from it. As said before the transition from liquid to air is none too pleasant. You might be told something like, they resuscitated you and to tell them what you know or they will “drown” you again.
You can “drown” someone and be sure that they won’t be harmed
You all needed to know this.
could we just not be dicks and torture people and use this breathing water for more practical needs? like being mermaids perhaps? seriously guys, something cool gets found and you find ways to use it to fuck with other people. stop fucking doing that! seriously!
The last part though ^^
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…okay. I am now on board the Harley Train.
HOLY SHIT GUYS YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND SHE JUST THREW FUCKING LOBO THROUGH A GODDAMN WALL
IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHO LOBO IS LET ME FUCKING LEARN YOU A THING
LOBO IS A GODDAMN INTERSTELLAR MERCENARY/BOUNTY HUNTER. HE IS AN ALIEN FROM THE PLANET OF CZARNIA NEVER HEARD OF CZARNIA YOU SAY? THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S A DEAD PLANET. LITERALLY DEAD. HE FUCKING KILLED EVERYONE ON THAT BITCH. FOR FUN. WITH A LEGION OF FLYING SCORPIONS. I SHIT YOU NOT.
T H E R E ’ S N O O N E L E F T
HIS FAVORITE HOBBIES ARE GETTING FUCKING HAMMERED AND KILLING SHIT. HIS NAME ROUGHLY TRANSLATED IS
HE WHO DEVOURS YOUR ENTRAILS AND THOROUGHLY ENJOYS IT
THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS THE BADASS OF ALL BADASSES. THE ROCKSTAR OF ALL ROCKSTARS. THE MERC TO END ALL MERCS. HE RIDES A GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING MOTORCYCLE THROUGH SPACE AND KILLS PEOPLE.
"He is surprisingly protective of space dolphins, some of which he feeds from his home. A few have been killed in separate incidents, which he avenges with his usual violence.”
THAT IS THE MAN THAT HARLEY JUST TOSSED THROUGH A FUCKING CEMENT WALL. IF YOU DON’T FUCKING PISS YOUR PANTS THINKING ABOUT HER FROM NOW ON, IF SHE DOESN’T FUCKING HAUNT YOUR DREAMS UNTIL THE DAY YOU DIE…
YOU’RE FUCKING WRONG.
YES. THANK YOU.
You go Harley girl! You show that interstellar bad ass NO ONE FUCKS WITH HARLEY!
Yes good. Very good.
Can we not downplay the fact that she’s come to terms with the fact that the Joker was a horrible lover, which is monumental for her? Of course it’s fantastic that she is standing up for herself, but Harley wouldn’t have taken much shit from other people in the first place without trying to smash them with a hammer. Except the Joker, because she loved him. But she is recovering from that horrible relationship.
A fuck you to Lobo is awesome, and yes she can be terrifying, but I’m just really happy she’s come so far.
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that’s how I wanna go
Okay but if you read the article he wasn’t stabbed
he literally walked into the blade thinking it was a toy and not that it was a replica actual sword
HE LITERALLY WALKED INTO MY SWORD OFFICER
"And he just walked right into the point. I don’t know if he thought it was a toy."
and a bit later in the article, this gem:
"The ex-husband was taken to hospital following the altercation, but not before he, in true Zelda fashion, smashed a pot (a flower pot, over the head of Thompson)."
This is how Michael and I are going to die.
YES. JUST FUCKING YES
*not even a whovian* *claps*
SNAP! SNAP! SNAP!
I love these fandoms……
Awww Homestucks you’re so adorable…Friendly reminder they’re all DEAD.
God tier, bitches
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Portals to Hell by hrmphfft
I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR MONTHS
I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW
This is one of those posts that you need to save and tag or you’ll never see it again for 84 years.
Whoever drew this is an amazing person and I love them.
What in hell
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if i ever piss you off tell me
i want to be given the chance to make things right
don’t bottle it up because you feel like it’s easier
if it can be avoided just tell me
communication means a lot to me ok and i like everything to be out in the open
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